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	1.	Paul F. Dennis - Merry Chalistmas 03:52	lyrics	buy track
	Merry Chalistmas (Sung to "All I want for Christmas is You") I've got quite a lot this Christmas I got everything you need I'll make sure you get a trollop Underneath your Christmas Tree I just know you're going to own the cheapest ho you've ever known don't need to say my name Just that all my prices are insane I don't care that much for Christmas except that morons spend, spend, spend (And I) don't care what currency I'm getting from you in the end I don't need to tell you that my whores have all seen better days Chalaskie knows they'll make you happy Or you'll get back just what you paid I'm just here to let you know I'm crazy, crazy, head to toe And though they're new to you The tramp you get this Christmas is used, baby I won't be asking much this Christmas My inventory all must go (And I) Just keep on slashing prices On each and every cut rate ho These honies were not brought by sleigh ride From the North Pole by St. Nick I could list all their diseases but the thought would make me sick Cause you'll just use them every night It's all the same when you shut the light Broken sure it's true That all you'll get for Christmas is used, baby All the lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the smell of roasting sehlat fills the air All those profits don't phase me I'm Chalaskie and I'm crazy, crazy, crazy Chalaskie's gonna bring you what you really need At bargain prices too low to believe I know what you want this Christmas She'll give you all your asking for I just deal in the finest second handed dried up whores You're going to get one for your own for cold nights when you're all alone to make your wish come true The tramp in your bed this Christmas is used.

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released December 21, 2012

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Cerberus Films Fortrose, UK

Cerberus Films, an ever expanding international production company, based out of the North of Scotland, founded by BAFTA Nominated Director Oliver V. Smith, brings you content from Game Playthroughs and Machinima, to Animation, Short Films and Music Videos.

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